Consider moving the background motivation completely below the implementation details, start with what the basic page formatting does.

Make it less about being against Naked Day and describe why you love it:

• Handy template for one off pages or small microsites.
• Lightning fast with a perfect 100 on all 4 Pagespeed scores.

Examples from my bikepacking to and from Mt Laguna this summer. The superfast performance came in handy when looking up route details in the small mountain town of Descanso, where there was no cell service and only a slow wifi at the Mexican restaurant.